HAIL the Health Czar!

I was just listening to Don & Roma (890AM) and almost lost it. ... laughing. Don is explaining the actual job description of this guy (Tom Daschle) - it will be told to the lay people that he is the "Czar of Health CHOICES"... what isn't going to made clear is that these choices are going to be VERY limited... for example... if you are diagnosed with cancer and there are several treatments available, this guy is going to tell you which ones you can choose from.

So...

Don reads an article to further emphasize this point... Obama creates a job called the "Cookie Czar" ... and this guy is like "I HAVE FREE COOKIES!" and you are so excited and run to this guy and say "I WANT FREE COOKIES!" - well, he says to you ... "Oatmeal or Peanut Butter?" to which you reply "Well, I want chocolate chip"... He says "Oatmeal OR Peanut Butter." You say "I've tried Oatmeal and Peanut Butter, I want Chocolate Chip!" He says "Oatmeal or Peanut Butter"... so you die.

To FURTHER emphasize the point... he breaks off into a Hiltleresk-type speech "Hail Health Czar! All knowing and Choice master!" ... (Hitler) says "You have TWOOOO choices, PLAN A ORRRRRR PLAN B!"... "you might say "these look the SAME!... but the are NOT! they are DIFFERENT... one is plan A and the other plan B!"

Well it's time you meet the man who will decide how you, your children, and your family will be healed: the Almighty Daschle... and no Czar would be complete without a Supreme Ruler side-kick!... so here is your new Healthcare team! Congrats.

... maybe after he decides your fate he might want to grab a cup of coffee and actually meet you!? ... probably not.